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the amount of men i would marry without a second’s hesitation is a little appalling.  … and I’m already married. *shifty eyes*
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I'm otterly gobsmacked
redscharlach: According to this interview in the New York Times, Benedict Cumberbatch has seen my post about the otters who look like him, and says they are “brilliant” and “fantastic”. That noise you can hear is me fainting very, very loudly.
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I eyefucked him so hard my contacts popped out.
So tonight I went to a bar with some of my friends from undergrad, who were celebrating their impending graduation, and one of the profs was there, and unf. That man has always been ridiculously attractive and it seems he got even more attractive in the year since I last saw him. I think his face was hand-carved by angels who wept with joy as they worked, and then committed angel suicide once they...
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mattreadsthings: peetamakesmegrin: scipioaemilianus: liamoflegends: shaving23spiders: wvnderbar: in the catholic ghetto, born and raised at the playground is where I bullied most of the gays relaxin chillaxin communion all cool oppressing some minorities outside the school when a couple of gays who were up to no good started making out in my friendly white neighborhood I...
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Quite an exciting Tuesday
I finally went to the walk-in clinic to see what’s up with this chest pain. The doctor said I have pleurisy. That sounds like such a quaint, old-timey condition, doesn’t it? Charlemagne and Wordsworth both died of pleurisy, according to Wikipedia, though I suspect it means they died of the underlying condition that caused their pleurisy, because by itself it doesn’t sound...
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forgivemefather replied to your post: Shows I want to force my husband to watch with me (I mean… watch with my husband) Game of Thrones & The Tudors Somebody did not read the tags on that entry :P 
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Shows I want to force my husband to watch with me...
Skins  Buffy the Vampire Slayer Angel  Slings & Arrows Misfits Community Breaking Bad  Mad Men Luther The Wire Jekyll Mr. D and of course we’re watching The Borgias and of course we’ll be watching the second season of Suits because SUITS IS MY JAM (that’s what the cool kids say right?) maybe Merlin? Do you guys have anything to suggest?
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One of my friend posted a link to an article about...
Look… just because you’re the only person who thinks your kid is the eighth wonder of the world doesn’t mean everybody else is actively discriminating against them.  Really. Just get over it. 
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